Ed’s twitter is still one of the best…

He’s so… affronted:


I’m not a huge fan of requests due to personal reasons, but you guys are so nice to me that I decided draw some suggested fusions in between commissions. There where so many that I simply couldn’t draw all of them so I’m sorry for that! Also, Flaremonchan is secrectly a super saiyan.

I waste my entire life on this site

"He is regarded to be one of the greatest leaders Britain has ever had, although sadly only by himself."

"In 1992 Major decided that it was time to institute a policy that was very close to his heart. After much discussion with the police and his Minister for Transport (Lord Ian Transport, the 3rd Baron von Transport) he unveiled the John Major United Kingdom National Royal Cones Bureau Hotline (almost-immediately shortened to Cones Hotline at the insistence of pretty much everyone). This era-defining institution allowed Britons, no matter where they were in the Realm, be it Basingstoke or Dundee, to telephone a number and report traffic cones that were in the road for no discernible reason. The country was transformed overnight as citizens who had been at their wits’ end about some cones lining the side of the M8 now had somewhere to turn.”


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Only if you have a CV that literally has “slaying dragons and unicorns” on it and a cover letter that boasts how you overcame Medusa and an application that generally proves you’re God.
Maybe i’ll insert one of my epic photoshops of gross politicians. It’ll make it stand out after all…
that is some twisted bullshit right there man. good luck though!
It’s gross. Especially given all the freakin’ hoops you have to jump through to even get to this stage. EURGH. Thanks though!






Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"


"You think?" *Eats popcorn*


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» The kind of shit I have to put up with:

Applying to a firm with 200 applicants for 2 Trainee positions.







Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

i’m unreasonably freaked out and disturbed by these

Is this in some kind of uncanny valley?? It’s like an uncanny Communist march or something.

And for some reason I can’t help but imagine these things eternally striding across a barren, lifeless world.

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While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.
—Andrea Dworkin saying basically the most correct thing ever (via bluewatsons)
where’s john major and his six magikarp,
- Oh my goodness! How could I have forgotten the Majus?! I can only offer my sincere apologies coneshotline - please take this gift as recompense:

also anime andy has an aromatisse as it is the only pokemon with the eyelashes to match him

- I did debate with aromatisse, but ended up with jigglypuff because of those baby eyes.. but here you go anyway, sassing her ass with her master:
john major looks like nigle farage in hipster glasses


That is incorrect at best, and libellous at worst.

One is a fairly attractive bland conelover. The other is -ah- emphatically not.


One looks like a cute lil monkey. The other looks like an evil lizard villain.